March 19, 2008
global goss. & extravagant item:
The Last Dance
Call me what you will (some people use the word prude), but I long for the days when people’s sex lives were their own business; the wonders of double-stick tape were known only to the woman wearing the dress (not the entire red carpet); and ladies of all ages left the house wearing proper knickers. So you can imagine my shock and awe when this fit-for-Charlie Sheen hotel press release popped into my inbox.
It seems that the Ivy Hotel in San Diego (not to be confused with the celeb lunch spot The Ivy) has a room that’s beyond conducive for hosting a bachelor or bachelorette party. And I quote: “Your imagination absolutely cannot run wild enough in this 1275 square foot suite.” And I’m here to tell you they are right on the dime with that assertion. The botique hotel’s Star Suite is outfitted with a 42” HD TV, plush sofas, a fully stocked wet bar and unbeatable city views. But the piece de resistance? Well, that would be the King-sized bunk beds hung from chains and positioned directly in front of a private stipper pole. And did I mention the group-sized shower? Um, yeah, well there is one. And apparently, it turns opaque or not when touched.
I’m going back to read some Austin novels now.
Rates for this over-the-top, I’d-kill-him-in-his-sleep-for-ever-thinking-about-staying-here suite start at $3,400 a night.
The bedroom complete with “performance pole” at the Ivy Hotel, San Diego. |
Posted by Jenna at 10:27 a.m.
Love the honesty!!!
This is hilarious! The more saucy, the better!
Posted By: Aimee
2008-03-21 10:31 PM
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